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hahaha i made the update work :sunglasses: :mashallah:

I failed to create a backup image before this upgrade so make extra dua

Holding a baby feels kind of like being in a Jason Bourne fight scene. The gutteral screaming, the screwed up facial expressions, the way they claw at your face.

Humour and horror are meant to be deeply primordial basic human emotions but they seem to age just as rapidly as anything else. Sitcoms and horror films from the past are neither funny nor scary anymore.

I hate that one hour of total freedom after coming home from work, cooking, eating, tidying up. That one actual hour when you could do anything you want. I hate it.

I love the smug little bullshit smile of the sunglasses emoji 😎

They're adding optimism to the DSM and removing depression + anxiety that's just how it is now.

I knew we were fucked the day they drew a little mask on the weather frog cartoon

Why do they call them Electric Vehicles when they are cars.

When I drink a coffee and spend 4 hours setting up an obscure emacs minor mode, that's the real me.

I do some of my best work when I'm anxious. I get much more verbally dexterous. Like I do a lot of zingers at the dentist's.

Does anyone have any protein shaker recommendations? Everyone in my office has identical Huel ones and it's hard to tell which is mine! Haha

So great to get back to the gym! Lots of familiar faces from pre lockdown, excited to reconnect with the community by not making eye contact or acknowledging each other on any level

Yeah but have u ever actually been inside a B&M Home Bargains? If not your argument is invalid lol

I'm so emotionally destroyed that I well up with tears when I thank the IT support guy for closing my ticket.

If Jeff Bezos died in a space crash who would actually be surprised if it was revealed revealed that he'd left all his money to a six year old clone of himself that he's kept hidden and been raising in secret?

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