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Amazon literally won't let me selfpublish the thing without the title on the cover and I can't workout how to make the word stairwell look good.
Antipathetic as I may be towards the content it deserves better than nerd graphic design on the cover.

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dropbox.com/sh/i2p5oi7gk4x1n7k I need someone to add the text "Stairwell" in a readable font to the book cover I've got in the above folder. The text itself is set in Garamond. I will pay £5 for this. This isn't a joke. DM me if you can do it.

On the forums furiously asking why the devs are working on cosmetics when there's loads of bugs in the core Riaz gameplay loop

Muslims can have a little bit of state sponsored genocide.

Sound of hands free call coming from a car with the doors closed and the windows up, the engine running. Woman's voice on the phone, angry about something. Driver obscured by reflections on the windscreen glass.

I tried listening to an album by The Beatles and the first song is called The Taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet

Horror films are comforting because they show people being killed. The real terror is having to be alive.

After careful consultation with my barista, I am pleased to announce my signature drink; The Riaz

A split shot across two espresso cups, one topped up with hot water to make a small long black.

Feel free to ask for A Riaz at your local coffee shop!

The Great British Bake Off is colonialist propaganda.

There are no beautiful human created objects under capitalism thanks.

Who's worse

White people who do yoga and really go for the spiritual aspect, say namaste, talk about chakras etc

OR

White people who do yoga and are really chauvinist about how they HATE the spiritual aspect and think it's frou frou nonsense.

youtube.com/watch?v=u9VMfdG873 song of the decade!!! Listened to this banger through the good times and the bad! It has always been there for me!

I think my midlife crisis is finally getting going but it won't be clear until spring (impossible to assess until its not dark at 3.30)

Every victory overshadowed by a greater horror. Every horror so vast as to make any compensation irrelevant.

I feel like someone gave me a car but I don't want to drive anywhere.

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