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The Book of Disquiet was probably released unedited because it accurately reflected life as an office worker and is thus, so boring that not even its author could bring himself to go over it again.

That trope where the unemployed guy still wears his suit and carries an empty briefcase but me as an employed guy hiding my laptop in the office and putting a phonebook in my laptop bag as I head off early to "work from home"

Am I sicker when I'm fantasising about how buying clothes will fix my life, or when I'm unable to actualise any desire for self presentation at all?

Throwback to 2011 when I paid £118 for 10 ISBNs so I wouldn't have to use an Amazon provided one.

How much does it cost to get 21,133 words proofread and if it's less than one hundred pounds, does anyone know anyone who can do it.

The most important aspect of self publishing is realising you got all the fucking paragraph styles wrong or something and having to redo it all or whatever

getting a lobotomy but asking them if isn't too much trouble would it be at all possible for them to just remove the whole thing.

Slowly removing the things that i consider damaging to my mental health from my life until I can just sit on the sofa all day.

Had a dream that I discovered a whole extra stairwell zine story and was relieved because it was finally over 30,000 words (currently 21,888)

Sitting here, in a black tshirt and black jeans, drinking a huel, when another man in a black tshirt and black jeans, drinking a huel, comes over to tell me I have a parcel at goods in. It's my huel delivery.

thirty five minute run, take a shower, slug 800ml of huel and I'm back at my desk, ready to go!

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