One cool thing about the destruction of the extended family / social safety net is that now that we're all isolated and alone, pyramid schemes and direct selling scams have dropped way off.

I've got that Friday feeling! (I'm in the mosque, praying)

It's so wild how animals have such differing and unique personalities whilst humans are literally identical and all just want to drink expensive hot drinks from artisanal earthenware cups.

@bigbee post image by pasting it in a toot or whatever, then set it as "direct" by clicking the globe and don't tag anyone, that'll upload it but no one will be able to see it. then you can right click copy the link.

@bigbee he's a huge metal fan. He writes about it all the time and used to put out a webzine about it (last plane to Jakarta)

Getting all my talking points from Twitter so that when I'm called upon to defend pedestrianising the high street at the parish council meeting all I can do is call the concerned pensioner in opposition a grill pilled elon stan cuck pseud

@nameloss You can also post things on here, set to mentions only privacy and hot link to the image.

Why the fuck are academic texts passed around as fucking pdfs. They're so hard to read. Why can't they just be text. Whyyyyyyy

In 2034 you'll be able to buy a blazer which looks like you have a Kindle sticking out of the hip pocket but when you turn it inside out it'll be just the top 3cm of one that they've cut off and sewn in there.

In the UK we have something like the golden hour but here it is the opposite: everything looks grey, desaturated and lifeless. Also it doesn't last an hour it lasts forever.

@funnyunny lowkey I was listening to a track and it had a deadpan sample of a guy saying "Techno... entstand... in Detroit" just before the beat switch.

Techno people think you can have someone saying literally anything in a German accent as a sample.

March 18th: Children will be allowed to be sad in schools
May 9th: Legal to be sad without someone saying "haha lockdown blues"
June 21st: Sad in pubs and restaurants
Unconfirmed, but it may be possible to feel sad on holiday later this year.

@trestles bullshit. I've never been outside and neither has anyone else.

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