belateral @belateral@mastodon.care-tags.org

Some home working inspiration from me, 10 years ago.

@jylt it has taken me 3 days to realise why is called fried eggs

If you tie your values to an aesthetic don't be surprised when someone co opts your aesthetic whilst promoting the destruction of your values.

The perfect guy movie:
- About some guy, seems like a loser, but actually he's very smart.
- He's actually a writer?
- In fact he's writing this movie
- There's a woman in it
- It's meta and self referential
- Characters are zany, except the woman.

I would like to buy a can cozy.

I understand why white supremacy means that I couldn't be cast as a romantic lead, but why not my hair? My hair would be a great romantic lead.

Does anyone know if there is an exchange traded fund that specialises in tracking STDs and steroid usage? I think there are big gains to be made in these sectors post covid and am looking to invest. I have £69 pounds and could leverage another £420.

Forgot to post this yesterday but if I've ever helped you buy, sell or fix a bike then I am your dad and I celebrated father's day as such.

Most of the internet is people who got picked on in school for being weird reframing their successful pursuit of external validation as self empowerment. And the rest is people who didn't get picked on in school for being weird doing the same thing.

During lockdown I have learned how to bake sourdough and make my own hummus and forgotten how to experience joy.

@zevolution I bought it to have a bike that was easier to put in a car and take to my mom's but I mostly just use it for buzzing around town. It's really nice for sprinting away from lights etc. Single speed but I plan to get a rd at some point. Hope if I ever go on a trip again to take it with me too.

@zevolution it's really fast.

@zevolution it's sick. You should get one. I love it. It's not that much more portable than a normal bike tho.

Men are always saying that if you check this forum, these two facebook groups and this subreddit and you're willing to do some simple modifications/repairs yourself you can get some great bargains and it's actually not that expensive to get started.

Donated some money to the Minnesota Freedom Fund. Thanks to everyone else who posted they were donating, reminded me to do it.

I thank allah for keeping my muscles small my whole life so I always stayed humble :)

I'm a crazy motherfucker, I'm raw as shit. Just kidding, I'm sensible and have an extremely strong self filter.

New socially distanced eye test to be introduced, completely self administered. Will involve putting your family in a car and going for a 44 minute drive.