belateral @belateral@mastodon.care-tags.org

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Singing the "Bin Song" (Throw it in the bin, throw it in the bin, take everything that you can see and throw it in the bin)

The bad feelings haver has logged on

I daily fantasise about unlocking my twitter and going triple platinum viral.

@p3rn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFzCEfNoTCM Commune In Pleasancy the orientalist result of a white person who learned everything there is to know about "eastern cuisine" in their gap year. Wanted to put up African masks but "the PC brigade wouldn't stand for it"

@p3rn Rock Out Rock Themed Vegan Fast Food even though no one vegan listens to rock music or identifies as a "rocker". Staff have never heard of Van Halen.

If you photograph a miniature object, you get a very shallow depth of field.

Long grain rice can fuck off honestly the grains aren't even that long I don't need this shit today

Yes No All Quit Help.

People used to say "That should be a tumblr" but now people say "This could be a podcast"

If anyone has any spare Burts Bees could they send it to my office thanks.

I don't trust the energy of people who use the word "beloved"

I'm interested in a journal thats extremely dead against interdisciplinary thinking.

Hahahahahaha remember when the bad guys won hahahahahaha and we had to live in their world for perpetuity hahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Noodle blame.

@rjbman But why would people want to kiss someone...who likes people....who kill people... ?

I LOVE eating BAD FOOD and VISITING RACIST TOWNS! That's why I like to go on holiday...in E N G L A N D

How come Adam Driver isn't cancelled even though he was in the army and he loves the army? Seems weird.

If you quit all the things that harm you all that happens is you generate more surplus value for your employer.