belateral @belateral@mastodon.care-tags.org

Would never wish ill health on another human being but boris called my mom a letterbox so actually I am glad he has cov.

Can someone model how the disease would spread if we banned skiing and second homes?

Class warfare is spreading the idea that this tragedy could have been averted if people who went skiing washed their hands.

@onlineman is the door see through? It might actually be the fridge/microwave

Whenever the male half of a straight couple says "And I do the washing up!" ask them what else they do because doing the washing up is not on the same order of magnitude as doing the cooking.

Am I bothered about having to change my plans? I've been saying inshallah after every plan I make for the last 20 years so nah, I was ready for his.

I need to say something because the way things are looking people are going to start asking questions very soon: For the last two months I have been telling people I was going to grow my hair long "Like Dev Patel." It is nothing to do with lockdown.

@titkitten me and the lads decided we were all going to read Proust and I'm ride or die for those blokes.

"I was as wretched as if I had just lost a friend, had died to myself, had broken faith with the dead or repudiated a god" - Proust talking about how it felt to drive away from some trees

My current routine is to not read any terrible information until just before I go to bed and to then read it all, "as a treat"

Content right now is either "This study from Bighead University proves that everyone is going to die and the government is doing the wrong thing, a must read." or "Here funny cat."

Hi can someone restore a sense of normality to my life thanks.

White guy with dreads in the food co-operative yelling at the staff about why the shelves weren't full.

It's a rapidly changing situation but I want everyone who consumes my content to know that I am closely following the advice and guidelines issued by the government and as a result I am completely losing my shit.

When will they introduce not working from home.

I'm sure this era of disruption and chaos will show us how interconnected we all are and how the economy is fake rather than just leading to lowest common denominator cravings for fascist totalitarianism.

@funnyunny https://paypal.me/riazmoola/10 and put your address in the thingie.

Employees are being recommended to not contract COVID if possible.

Stairwell zine still available. About 3 copies left.