I have phantom nose hair syndrome (convinced there's a nose hair poking out of my nose but when I go to the bathroom to pluck it I can't find it)
Still can't find it. Might have to get the Turkish barber to do that thing where he waxes the inside of my nose. Failing that: Amputation may be the only option.
@belateral waxes... the inside... of your nose... w h a t
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