belateral @belateral@mastodon.care-tags.org

One of life's only true joys, throwing a rock, beautiful once you find the right rock, heft, texture &c, ancient knowledge, mindfully throwing a rock and concentrating on its perfect arc, at one with nature, cheap, rock throwing rockthrowing r ock

Wow Office Refuge I: Stairwell is now finally available to buy. Featuring submissions from Archibald Tsaz, Faisal Akram, Jennifer Wagtail, Josie F. Magreaux, Hogarth Balaton, Centinimos Corragin and Grace Hopper. £5 shipped https://paypal.me/riazmoola/5

Lofi hip hop beats to sell your surplus value to.

Need to shave my moustache off at least a month before November to avoid awkward questions.

My teeth have got really yellow in lockdown.

You really wouldn't think a 34 year old straight man could be so consumed by self doubt.

When people celebrate their life and accomplishments I feel like I'm in the twilight zone.

Some of you have never had to be the big spoon and it shows.

I've been microdosing mushrooms for a week and it's working: I don't feel any different.

Is there an app that will help me meditate for seven hours a day, lose connection with material reality etc?

Another text game I made. I enjoy making these and I hope the people I harass into playing them like them too. http://coffeeshop.riazmoola.com/upholstry.html

I LOVE to free myself from oppression and find my core desires, now uninhibited, coincidentally align exactly with the norms I just liberated myself from!

Logging onto social media to "like" content where people more nihilistic, pessimistic and depressed than myself give voice to these emotions in the public sphere.

Whenever I say anything people say I'm projecting.

My new hairdresser realised I was getting too powerful and nerfed me (mediocre haircut)

Why can't i ever concentrate on anything I'm meant to concentrate on? Do people actually concentrate on things in life?

Putting my smelliest, spiciest greasiest curry into my Supreme brand Thermos and destroying its resale value is pure ideology.

Using all my executive function first thing in the morning to thread the drawstring in a pair of shorts so that when I log on for work I'm unable to focus.

Keep having haunted dreams about coins, figures through misted glass, apes.

Do you guys remember when youtube video replies were a thing, and that woman replied to loads (hunndreds? thousands?) of popular videos saying not much but wearing a low cut top? I hope she made her fortune and is happy now.

If you can read this message @rjbman upgraded the server.