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One of life's only true joys, throwing a rock, beautiful once you find the right rock, heft, texture &c, ancient knowledge, mindfully throwing a rock and concentrating on its perfect arc, at one with nature, cheap, rock throwing rockthrowing r ock

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Wow Office Refuge I: Stairwell is now finally available to buy. Featuring submissions from Archibald Tsaz, Faisal Akram, Jennifer Wagtail, Josie F. Magreaux, Hogarth Balaton, Centinimos Corragin and Grace Hopper. £5 shipped paypal.me/riazmoola/5

Santa Fe fell first
population couldn't cope with the blood thirst
hippies on the run whilst the world turned feral
in dire peril wearing tie dye apparel

Came up with this two days ago and can't get it out if my head.

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We all prepare for the part of the apocalypse we think we'll be able to survive.

hahaha i made the update work :sunglasses: :mashallah:

I failed to create a backup image before this upgrade so make extra dua

Holding a baby feels kind of like being in a Jason Bourne fight scene. The gutteral screaming, the screwed up facial expressions, the way they claw at your face.

Humour and horror are meant to be deeply primordial basic human emotions but they seem to age just as rapidly as anything else. Sitcoms and horror films from the past are neither funny nor scary anymore.

I hate that one hour of total freedom after coming home from work, cooking, eating, tidying up. That one actual hour when you could do anything you want. I hate it.

I love the smug little bullshit smile of the sunglasses emoji 😎

They're adding optimism to the DSM and removing depression + anxiety that's just how it is now.

I knew we were fucked the day they drew a little mask on the weather frog cartoon

Why do they call them Electric Vehicles when they are cars.

When I drink a coffee and spend 4 hours setting up an obscure emacs minor mode, that's the real me.

I do some of my best work when I'm anxious. I get much more verbally dexterous. Like I do a lot of zingers at the dentist's.

Does anyone have any protein shaker recommendations? Everyone in my office has identical Huel ones and it's hard to tell which is mine! Haha

So great to get back to the gym! Lots of familiar faces from pre lockdown, excited to reconnect with the community by not making eye contact or acknowledging each other on any level

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