belateral @belateral@mastodon.care-tags.org

How much does it cost to get 21,133 words proofread and if it's less than one hundred pounds, does anyone know anyone who can do it.

The most important aspect of self publishing is realising you got all the fucking paragraph styles wrong or something and having to redo it all or whatever

getting a lobotomy but asking them if isn't too much trouble would it be at all possible for them to just remove the whole thing.

Slowly removing the things that i consider damaging to my mental health from my life until I can just sit on the sofa all day.

Had a dream that I discovered a whole extra stairwell zine story and was relieved because it was finally over 30,000 words (currently 21,888)

there's nothing.

Sitting here, in a black tshirt and black jeans, drinking a huel, when another man in a black tshirt and black jeans, drinking a huel, comes over to tell me I have a parcel at goods in. It's my huel delivery.

thirty five minute run, take a shower, slug 800ml of huel and I'm back at my desk, ready to go!

I envy your enthusiasm.

Sex And The City S3E13 is an absolutely incredible piece of media that I recommend to everyone. It might be the thing ever made.

Lifting weights at the gym, but vulnerably.

It was the weed.

The reason that everyone in your climbing gym seems hot is because they're all rich.

[This post was sacrificed to the algorithm in exchange for promoting the stairwell zine, out soon]

The best thing about hipsters is that they never call you a hipster.

Take care of yourself this autumn! Buy some hand cream, herbal tea, tissues and a cardigan to keep on your desk.

Each night the feeling comes back and in my somnolent state I recognise it and even on some level understand what it is and what it will do, but I can't do anything to stop it. What's up with that.